Welcome to the Beet Bolognese Emergency Room, where the doctors are always in a jam.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated medical professionals are ready to treat your latest beets-related injury.
Don't worry, it's just a minor case of Beet-Related Trauma.
But wait, what's this? Our surgical team is on the way!
We have a fully stocked pantry with all the pickled beets you need to get through this.
And don't worry, we have a state-of-the-art facility, complete with beets-scented pillows.
So, what seems to be the nature of your emergency?
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